The Pantaloon : Brother Wagwit Parched Land. This land is your land, this land is my land, this land was made for you and me. It looks like parched land, it looks like dry land. But hey, you have choices. Ay Dios… for you and me.
Continue reading →PAPERBOY : Felix Padrón Guacaviejos Presidential debate in the desert with guacamole and chips.
Continue reading →The Pantaloon : Brother Wagwit Eat The Cake Thanks to social media, the illusion of eating a cake is a more significant experience than actually eating a cake. Eat the cake already! Or heads may rol
Continue reading →The Pantaloon : Brother Wagwit Time Is Relative Time is relative. It gets warped when traveling beyond the speed of light. It bends to the gravitational pull of massive densities throughout the universe. However this is not an existential concern for us since most of us are not traveling through … Continue reading →
The Pantaloon : Brother Wagwit The Third Bird Essere, stare, attentio explicare. Say what? Nothing here for me to see. Not what I thought it would be. Better, but just a tad twee. This speaks to me. This is how it really should be. I become you, you become me. … Continue reading →
The Pantaloon : Brother Wagwit We Are All Guilty Helicopter at 3 am. Very loud. Looking for someone. Searchlight. Very bright. We get anxious. Anxious. Because we are all guilty of something.
Continue reading →The Pantaloon : Brother Wagwit Falstaff Fallback Full staff. Half staff. Her staff. His staff.
Continue reading →The Pantaloon : Brother Wagwit Cinco For one day every year we all get to be Mexicans. Cinco De Mayo. Let’s all drink to that. Drink like a Mexican. One day only. Cinco De Mayo.
Continue reading →The Pantaloon : Brother Wagwit Manly Men Manly men are proud to be manly men. Manly men at work. Manly men at leisure. Manly men with other manly men. Manly men at war.
Continue reading →The Pantaloon : Brother Wagwit Battle Plan Of The Republic Fight the battle. Make it a shrine of liberty. Add contextually significant feature. Add more contextually significant features. And historical reenactments. Y’all have fun now! That’s why we fought the battle. Your fun is what we always had in mind.
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