Day 3 : Sage Advice
Day 3 : Sage Advice : Michael Mehl Day 3 Sage Advice Michael Mehl A sage once told me: You look up, you might get bird poop on your face.
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Day 3 : Censure
Day 3 : Censure : Michael Mehl Day 3 Censure Michael Mehl I censure you for pointing out that I farted and it stinks. I also need to go potty.
Continue reading →Day 3 : Simpler Times
Day 3 : Simpler Times : Michael Mehl Day 3 Simpler Times Michael Mehl I miss the old days… like when Madonna kissed Britney… simpler times.
Continue reading →Day 3 : Fly Balls Possible
Day 3 : Fly Balls Possible : Michael Mehl Day 3 Fly Balls Possible Michael Mehl Fly balls possible, park at your own risk. Zip it up and lock your car.
Continue reading →Day 3 : Dancing And Eating Cheetos
Day 3 : Dancing And Eating Cheetos : Michael Mehl Day 3 Dancing And Eating Cheetos Michael Mehl I dreamed I was up all night dancing and eating cheetos.
Continue reading →Day 3 : Wish You Were Here
Day 3 : Wish You Were Here : Michael Mehl Day 3 Wish You Were Here Michael Mehl Look forward to seeing you and wish you were here.
Continue reading →Day 3 : I Got Whiskers
Day 3 : I Got Whiskers : Michael Mehl Day 3 I Got Whiskers Michael Mehl A bearded guy in a red suit is so ho-ho-hum… You want whiskers? I got whiskers.
Continue reading →Day 3 : Bum Rap
Day 3 : Bum Rap : Michael Mehl Day 3 Bum Rap Michael Mehl So… you think you got a bum rap?
Continue reading →Day 3 : Forget Chicken Little
Day 3 : Forget Chicken Little : Michael Mehl Day 3 Forget Chicken Little Michael Mehl Forget Chicken Little! I want to know why the sky is falling and why you crossed the road! Transgressive unwoke human.
Continue reading →Day 3 : Fourth Law Of Robotics
Day 3 : Fourth Law Of Robotics : Michael Mehl Day 3 Fourth Law Of Robotics Michael Mehl Frank Stein’s Fourth Law Of Robotics: If you tow the line, eggcorns, mondegreens and malaprops will put the death nail in the pineapple of success in one fowl swoop.
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