The Pantaloon : Received Wisdom From The Covid Gods : Brother Wagwit 

The Pantaloon
Edited by Brother Wagwit 
Earlyish in the 21st Century

Received Wisdom From The Covid Gods

It’s good science.
We will reach herd immunity and everything will be fine.
The vaccines now and booster shots six to twelve months later.
We’re getting on with our lives now that we’re vaccinated.
I’m vaccinated. You don’t have to wear a mask near me.
I’ve got the antibodies. I don’t need to wear a mask near you.
My doctor is a public health expert and he said that now that I’m vaccinated it’s safe to fly across the country to meet my buddies for our annual card game.
Those who won’t get vaccinated, all of them should be sent to an island and kept there.
We don’t need to worry about masks or distancing. We’re all family. All fourteen of us sitting here.

Boundless wisdom. Unbound foolishness.