Day 3 : Chickenshit! : Michael Mehl

Day 3
Chickenshit!
Michael Mehl

Bird flu, chicken pox, chicken fingers, broiler chickens, chicken wings, it’s always us chickens. The bats come around with a virus and it’s everything and anything but the bat flu. There’s a Batman but no Chickenman. Bats live in “habitats” that are frequented by tourists, chickens live in coops frequented by foxes. A bat poops and it’s called guano, a chicken poops and it’s plain old chickenshit! Broiler bat wings anyone? Oh, that’s right, don’t eat bats because they’re good for the ecosystem. And for a hot date, just show off your chicken dance moves. All dis and no respect for us chickens.