The Pantaloon : Lie And Cheat Congressional Seat : Brother Wagwit

The Pantaloon
Edited by Brother Wagwit
Earlyish in the 21st Century

Lie And Cheat… Get A Congressional Seat.

Taught the Wright brothers to fly. Taught Elon about rockets. Cooked for Mother Theresa. Personal advisor to Pope Francis and the Dalai lama. Gave Martin Luther a primer on bullet points. Helped draft the 1rst and the 5th Amendments. Told Howard Schultz about Pumpkin-Spice Latte. Gave lunch money to Jobs and Wozniak when they worked out of mother’s garage. Voice lessons to Gaga. Told Tony he should record duet with Gaga. Told Gaga about meat dress. Sad to see Anne Boleyn’s execution. Told Henry (the VIIIth) it was wasteful to off such a beautiful woman. Nero was a great fiddler, enjoyed jamming with him -had a good view of the fires. Told Yo Yo about my jam with Nero, he was impressed. Did breathing exercises with Lobsang Rampa, then, at his suggestion, climbed Everest without oxygen tanks. Swam the English Channel. Stayed warm with thermal suit from James Cameron. He filmed from his special submarine and later said it had inspired him to make a sequel for Avatar, Water-something. Thinking about running for public office. Excellent resume and compelling personal narrative.

Screenplays and scripts always get rewrites.