The Pantaloon : TE$AS $MAS : Brother Wagwit

The Pantaloon
Edited by Brother Wagwit
Earlyish in the 21st Century

TE$AS $MAS

It’s the most wonderful time of the year –if you live in TE$AS. We’ve got oil and gas –we’re rich yo! We’ve got ranches –did I mention we’re rich? We’ve got really well paid football coaches –yo, we’re rich, and we’ve got oil and gas endowments to pay for those expensive coaches. We’ve also got Foxconn, Pizza Hut, ATT, Dell, EDS, Oracle, Texas Instruments, American Airlines, Southwest Airlines, Seven-Eleven, Keller-Williams, USAA, and HEB. And also, Space-X, Tesla, Toyota, Dell, Apple, and a bunch of medical businesses and military businesses. We’ve got shopping Mexicans, shopping Asians, shopping Middle Easterners, shopping Europeans; and people coming from other foreign countries like California and New York, who end up buying a ton of real estate –pricing out the locals. We love foreigners in TE$AS, more specifically, we love their money. And we’ve got a bunch of tax breaks and incentives to make everyone happy –we give away money ’cause WE‘RE RICH YO! So, if this holiday season has got you feeling blue, come to TE$AS, we’ve got a wonderful year-round happy holiday just right for you!

Bigger, better, richer and happier in TE$AS.